And of course I have to follow up with a Dali painting

Lynn France and John France.

Aug 5 2010 – Lynn France, of Ohio, 41, was married to her husband but suspected he was having an affair. Mrs France got online in Facebook and searched for a couple of names in Jan 2009. Mrs France had the shock of her life to see her husband was married to another woman, and their wedding pictures were posted on Facebook.

When Lynn confronted her husband John France, he admitted he married the second woman. John France then tried to deny that he was married to Lynn, or that their marriage was not legitimate.

Lynn wanted to divorce John but he pleaded for a second chance. Suddenly, one day, John fled their marital home with the couple’s two sons. John relocated to another state, Florida, and has refused to let Lynn see their sons.

John France lives in Florida with his sons, and the second woman he got married to. Lynn France can only look at pictures of her sons on Facebook, where the other woman has posted current pictures of her family.

Why is it that all the freaks seem to come from Ohio?  I feel like half of my blog is devoted to the crazies from the Buckeye state

I understand they’re mad, but come on.   You would have been nowhere without him for the last 7 years.

Cops: Ohioan posed as teenage male for illicit sexual relationship

JULY 7–A 31-year-old Ohio woman who posed as a teenage boy is facing felony charges after cops discovered that she was engaged in an illicit sexual relationship with a 16-year-old girl who was unaware of the bizarre impersonation scheme. Patricia Dye, 31, is being held in a Warren County lockup following her arrest last week (Dye is pictured in the above mug shot). Police began probing Dye after locating the teenager after she ran away from home. When found, the girl “was with a male subject who was in fact a 31-year-old female,” according to a Springboro Police Department report. Dye, posing as a 14-year-old, used the aliases “Matt Abrams” and “Matt Lewis,” and lived in a motel. A second girl told cops that she dated Nye for about a week, and that “she knew Dye as a male and not a female.” It is unclear how Dye–who has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, among other counts–met the teenagers. A police report lists Dye as 4′ 11″ and 120 pounds, and her occupation as “unknown.” She is currently being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. (5 pages)