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Woman finds out that her husband has second wife through Facebook.

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Lynn France and John France.

Aug 5 2010 – Lynn France, of Ohio, 41, was married to her husband but suspected he was having an affair. Mrs France got online in Facebook and searched for a couple of names in Jan 2009. Mrs France had the shock of her life to see her husband was married to another woman, and their wedding pictures were posted on Facebook.

When Lynn confronted her husband John France, he admitted he married the second woman. John France then tried to deny that he was married to Lynn, or that their marriage was not legitimate.

Lynn wanted to divorce John but he pleaded for a second chance. Suddenly, one day, John fled their marital home with the couple’s two sons. John relocated to another state, Florida, and has refused to let Lynn see their sons.

John France lives in Florida with his sons, and the second woman he got married to. Lynn France can only look at pictures of her sons on Facebook, where the other woman has posted current pictures of her family.

Why is it that all the freaks seem to come from Ohio?  I feel like half of my blog is devoted to the crazies from the Buckeye state

Ohio Teen Girl’s “Boyfriend” Was Woman, 31

From The Smoking Gun

Cops: Ohioan posed as teenage male for illicit sexual relationship

JULY 7–A 31-year-old Ohio woman who posed as a teenage boy is facing felony charges after cops discovered that she was engaged in an illicit sexual relationship with a 16-year-old girl who was unaware of the bizarre impersonation scheme. Patricia Dye, 31, is being held in a Warren County lockup following her arrest last week (Dye is pictured in the above mug shot). Police began probing Dye after locating the teenager after she ran away from home. When found, the girl “was with a male subject who was in fact a 31-year-old female,” according to a Springboro Police Department report. Dye, posing as a 14-year-old, used the aliases “Matt Abrams” and “Matt Lewis,” and lived in a motel. A second girl told cops that she dated Nye for about a week, and that “she knew Dye as a male and not a female.” It is unclear how Dye–who has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, among other counts–met the teenagers. A police report lists Dye as 4′ 11″ and 120 pounds, and her occupation as “unknown.” She is currently being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. (5 pages)

Dan Gilbert lowers Lebron’s fathead to $17.41 which was Benedict Arnold’s birthyear

Dan Gilbert still hasn’t moved on.  Which is both hillarious and kinda scary for the owner of a multimillion dollar company to be this petty.  But oh well, i guess it’s making the people of Cleveland have a laugh, which is better than focusing on the empty void that Lebron left in the city.

Leno’s Ratings Are Now Worse Than Conan’s

Good news everyone.  Karma works!  Turns out you can’t just be as big of a jerk as you want on national TV, and not have it catch up to you.

Via: WWTDD

When NBC fired Conan O’Brien, they said his numbers sucked and Letterman was beating him and they were losing money. So they replaced him with Jay Leno. The bad news is that Leno gets even lower numbers than Conan did. The badder news is that Lenos comeback numbers have dropped and now he doesn’t beat Letterman either. So if NBC’s plan was to piss away 200 million dollars, mission accomplished!

For the first week since Jay Leno’s Tonight Show return, he was tied by David Letterman’s Late Show, as both shows averaged a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating for the week of June 7-11. Coming off a week of repeats for both shows, Leno fell a tenth of a point and Letterman gained two tenths.

Conans biggest problem may have been that he started too great. His debut had 2.3 million viewers. Lenos comeback debut had 1.5. So when both settled in to a normal range (of a million or so), Conans drop was more dramatic. TV by the numbers has two charts, and the first shows Conan vs Leno in the same sequential weeks of their run as host, and it shows that Conan has had better numbers for a month now.

That put Leno’s Tonight Show two tenths of a ratings point below Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show, comparing the ratings for each show’s fifteenth week.
(Leno) was 0.6 ratings points below the same calendar week of Conan’s Tonight Show ratings last summer.

Sources say NBC executives are taking the news is stride, and by that I mean they’re hopelessly lost and confused.

Indonesian woman claims to be 157 years old

Census workers in Indonesia have come across a woman who claims to be 157 years old.

Don’t believe her? You could always ask her 108-year-old adopted daughter.

Radio Netherlands Worldwide (RNW) reports the woman, identified only as Turinah, lives in a small village on the island of Sumatra. She doesn’t have identification papers because she burned them in 1965 so she wouldn’t be connected to communists, she told authorities.

“There’s no authentic data to prove her age but judging from her statements and the age of her adopted daughter, who’s now 108 years old, it’s difficult to doubt it,” statistics bureau official Jhonny Sardjono told global news agency AFP Monday.

AFP reported the woman still works around her home and has smoked clove cigarettes all her life.

“Despite her age she still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently,” Sardjono said.

If it’s true, it means the woman has outlived the only person verified to have lived more than 120 years. Jeanne Calment of France died in 1997 at the age of 122.

RNW says Turinah claimed to be born in 1853 and is able to describe the huge eruption of the Krakatao volcano between the islands of Java and Sumatra in Indonesia in June 1883, which she said she saw with her own eyes.

In the year of her birth, street signs were authorized in San Francisco intersections for the first time, the first electric telegraph was used, the U.S. began minting $3 gold pieces and Giuseppe Verdi’s Opera La Traviata premiered in Venice.

From the Toronto Sun

I couldn’t find a picture of her, but imagine she looks like this:

Iron Chef will cook to keep Lebron in Cleveland

My New Hero

One of the Cavaliers’ most famous fans is hoping the way to LeBron James’ heart is through his stomach.

Cleveland native Michael Symon, one of Food Network’s Iron Chefs, has offered to go to James’ house once a month and cook a meal for the MVP’s family and friends if he re-signs as a free agent with the Cavaliers. Symon posted a letter to James on his Facebook page.

Symon thanked James for all he has done for the city and urged him to follow his heart when making his decision. Symon also pointed out that some legendary athletes — Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Jim Brown, Bill Russell and Michael Jordan — created their legacies primarily with one team.

via Associated Press

Anything to help keep the king in Cleveland makes me happy, and if this actually works and Lebron Stays I will start watching Iron Chef as my own little tribute to Michael Symon.

That’s no cave in!

Don’t know if you guys heard, but a tropical storm opened up this nasty sinkhole over in Quatemala.

Pretty crazy stuff.   But not as crazy as this.

I just pray that everyone made it out safely.  Especially Han and Chewie

Toledo teen stabs his mom over cheeseburger

Alright Toledo! Representing with the crazy!

TOLEDO, OH (WTVG) – A Toledo teen is behind bars for allegedly stabbing his mother over a cheeseburger.

The altercation happened at 425 West Bancroft around 1 a.m. Friday morning.

Aaron Dean, 18, is accused of stabbing his mother over the burger. (more…)

Meet the new 2012 London Olympic Mascots!

London Olympics 2012: Meet Wenlock and Mandeville, drips off the old block

really? this is the best they could come up wtih?  I think I’d rather have the mascot from Community than this

“Children will be encouraged to interact with the characters, inviting them via Facebook, Twitter and the web to visit their school and, said Coe, inspiring them to take up different sports.”
If I had children I would want them to stay as far away as possible from those things

ughhh.. this is SO WRONG.

Granny, 72, Having A Baby With Her Grandson

A grandmother has shocked her friends and family after revealing she is having a baby with her own grandson.

The incestuous couple are 46 years apart (picture: New Idea magazine)

Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey. (more…)