
I understand they’re mad, but come on. You would have been nowhere without him for the last 7 years.
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July 17th, 2010
From The Smoking Gun
Cops: Ohioan posed as teenage male for illicit sexual relationship
JULY 7–A 31-year-old Ohio woman who posed as a teenage boy is facing felony charges after cops discovered that she was engaged in an illicit sexual relationship with a 16-year-old girl who was unaware of the bizarre impersonation scheme. Patricia Dye, 31, is being held in a Warren County lockup following her arrest last week (Dye is pictured in the above mug shot). Police began probing Dye after locating the teenager after she ran away from home. When found, the girl “was with a male subject who was in fact a 31-year-old female,” according to a Springboro Police Department report. Dye, posing as a 14-year-old, used the aliases “Matt Abrams” and “Matt Lewis,” and lived in a motel. A second girl told cops that she dated Nye for about a week, and that “she knew Dye as a male and not a female.” It is unclear how Dye–who has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, among other counts–met the teenagers. A police report lists Dye as 4′ 11″ and 120 pounds, and her occupation as “unknown.” She is currently being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. (5 pages)
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July 13th, 2010
Dan Gilbert still hasn’t moved on. Which is both hillarious and kinda scary for the owner of a multimillion dollar company to be this petty. But oh well, i guess it’s making the people of Cleveland have a laugh, which is better than focusing on the empty void that Lebron left in the city.

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July 10th, 2010
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June 28th, 2010
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June 24th, 2010

Good news everyone. Karma works! Turns out you can’t just be as big of a jerk as you want on national TV, and not have it catch up to you.
Via: WWTDD
When NBC fired Conan O’Brien, they said his numbers sucked and Letterman was beating him and they were losing money. So they replaced him with Jay Leno. The bad news is that Leno gets even lower numbers than Conan did. The badder news is that Lenos comeback numbers have dropped and now he doesn’t beat Letterman either. So if NBC’s plan was to piss away 200 million dollars, mission accomplished!
For the first week since Jay Leno’s Tonight Show return, he was tied by David Letterman’s Late Show, as both shows averaged a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating for the week of June 7-11. Coming off a week of repeats for both shows, Leno fell a tenth of a point and Letterman gained two tenths.
Conans biggest problem may have been that he started too great. His debut had 2.3 million viewers. Lenos comeback debut had 1.5. So when both settled in to a normal range (of a million or so), Conans drop was more dramatic. TV by the numbers has two charts, and the first shows Conan vs Leno in the same sequential weeks of their run as host, and it shows that Conan has had better numbers for a month now.
That put Leno’s Tonight Show two tenths of a ratings point below Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show, comparing the ratings for each show’s fifteenth week.
(Leno) was 0.6 ratings points below the same calendar week of Conan’s Tonight Show ratings last summer.
Sources say NBC executives are taking the news is stride, and by that I mean they’re hopelessly lost and confused.
Tags: Conan Obrien, I'm With CoCo, Jay Leno, Ratings
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June 24th, 2010